Patch: May Quote Monty Python (Made to Order)

The Maker's Shop: Wayward Stitches

This item is made to order. Please allow 10-14 business days for processing. 


Black Knight: “Right, I’ll do you for that!”
King Arthur: “You’ll what?”
Black Knight: “Come here!”
King Arthur: “What are you gonna do, bleed on me?”

It is a known fact that Monty Python is extremely quotable. If you don't have at least one Monty Python work memorized, then what are you doing with your life. I jest, but Monty Python got me through some times. Thus, with this patch, you can warn people that you may distract situations with quotes from MP.  

Made to order, please allow 10-14 business days for order processing. 

Hello! I am one woman running the show here at Wayward Stitches.  I have been sewing off and on since I was 6 or 7, but really got into it as a form of therapy when I left the Air Force after 10 years in 2010. In late 2018, I opened up my shop under a different name and took on the name Wayward Stitches in 2020 because I love Supernatural and the Wayward AF ladies of Supernatural.  I generally make whatever my heart desires, so there is a lot of love put in each well as swear words ;).  
I am also an occasional aerialist and fire breather (Don't try it at home, it's a very dangerous activity) for a local circus troupe.

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